Wayne Eaves

Odd, unusual and always a tad salty

[Wayne Eaves @eaves23]

@panks_79 A colonoscopy has a purpose ...

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Jordan Bos from Australia looks like some player! Love seeing a World Cup upset.

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@CapeTown_Bru Seeing some of the clips of idiot influencers from the UK saying the SA number 20 can't be a professional footballer hurts man, we looked so bad.

[Wayne Eaves @eaves23]

African referees = no
Pedophiles in the Epstein files = yes
Make it make sense.

[Wayne Eaves @eaves23]

@JoeBean13104898

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@CapeTown_Bru Was going to make a - they have centuries of 'borrowing' things until they leave to lean on joke - but people are sensitive these days.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

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@sidlowe It's Rebekah Vardy ... same energy

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@Piquelme21 On holiday

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Today I go to @HomeAffairsSA to fetch my sons passports, the photos are wrong, 15 year old in the 12 year old and vice versa. They won't let me photograph the error, will not write me a letter to fix it. Instead I need to stand in the queue again with the boys and explain wtf

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Europeans, after a four day weekend, reading about just how absolutely furious America is with them.

[Wayne Eaves @eaves23]

One thing you realise as you watch people respond to the most recent episode of #ThePitt is that most people have never seen a 12-step program or dealt with people with severe trauma.

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@ancientlovesong End of shift - Dr Abbott is waiting for him in the carpark, has vandalised his little motorbikey bike, and is about to send him to the psych ward with some stitches.

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@JoeBean13104898 Put these 2 near a microwave and they will melt

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@JamesLucasIT

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@legalize_lizrds The destructive trauma cycle of ruining the things you love, because you don't know how to ask for help.

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@CapeTown_Bru Wynberg Girls parents ... crossing the road 8m away from the actual zebra crossing, screaming at you if you point it out. I now just rage bait them. Hey sorry the - your kid just got knocked over class is that way ... f*ck 'em

[Wayne Eaves @eaves23]

I love The Pitt for its brilliant storytelling. But I kind of adore the fans for the absolutely feral things Dr Abbott does to people 🤣.