the wicked witch of the east bro

oops, innit?

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

damn Twitter just informed me I joined on this day 11 years ago...time flies when you’re having a pretty OK time lol

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

Eggsorcism

[kim @KimmyMonte]

do i want mushrooms on my pizza? sure & while you’re at it, take the mold from my shower & spread it all over the crust, you disgusting fuck

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

northern lights were crazy last night

[Koffee Kult @KoffeeKult]

All the time, Barbie. All the time.

[Emily Faye @mlefaye]

The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

@daeshikjr I used to work at Seattle Veterinary Associates and they have four (five now I think) locations! Family owned and provide paw-esome care. (Sorry, I had too 🐾)

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

@reems95 @rihanna I had goosebumps! she’s amazing 😍

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

@erinmhk Mix water in with his wet food and make it a soup!

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

@CrumblCookies ☘️ OMG

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

@UberFacts going to Vegas

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

they should make swim suits with built in pads cause these flimsy pads ain’t cutting it. why am I fighting for my life to cover these n*pple piercings from my parents every time we get in the hot tub on vacation???

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

@yungsamferrell I am enjoying this, yes

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Rae Sremmurd @RaeSremmurd]

If you woke up this mornin, you winnin.

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

ugh love being up early but hate getting up, ya know?

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

one of the greatest compliments in my adult life and owner of 2 cats is “wow your place doesn’t smell like cats at all”. literally sends a shiver down my spine 🥹

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

y mini van when u could suv

[the wicked witch of the east bro @eazy_briezzy]

@leigh_mcnasty @Rhett_Lindsey why are you up?? 🤓