Ébby 🇨🇲

Half woman on my mom’s side, half man on my dad’s side, but somehow neither (aka non binary)

[🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 @ManishLife_Ty]

Diabolical😂🎃

[☽☾🦇Remi🦇☽☾ @r3misarchives]

If you're quiet and black they'll kill u

[Mayowa @mayowasworld]

I get into an elevator with multiple people inside and this man looks at me and says “I hate your hair”
When I tell you I let this nigga have it. Called him everything but a man of god.
The audacity to say that to someone unprovoked.

[Ash @newashcamp]

My therapist said to ground myself I have to find 5 things I can fuck, 4 things I can suck, 3 things I can lick, 2 things I can pinch and 1 thing I can squeeze

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

i will be making these

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

i’m sorry for what my face did when you asked a really fucking stupid question

[Big Stretch @Bigstretchburna]

Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple

[Down South DJ 🌟👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿 @ebonyempiree]

Black women will put shea butter up yo ass if you let em (complimentary)

[ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts]

If my ass gets any fatter they are gonna try and build a data center on it

[Orange Easton Stealth @Orange_Stealth]

I don’t “rizz”, I simply weaponize my autism to the point where women are confused into attraction

[i =명탐정fay! 🌐️ ☽☾ 🔻 @tamjeongevol]

can white ppl stop using the word twin yall got buster and pal start saying that

[b3aut1ful thugg3r g1rl @1nsatiablee]

Young hot ebony gets left for dead but doesn’t die

[jay @calypsso0]

Dark chocolate fans trying to eat their tar flavored shit brick

[ؘ💉 @bornmoe]

when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke

[alyy @whoisalexxx24]

let that bratty femme order u around

[zafira 🍉 @estrogenadonis]

it’s let a bratty femme boss you around fall

[Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami @lesguro]

"Do you have a penis or a vagina" I don't know. I've never looked down there and I'm scared to

[໊ @ilswyth]

“i would kill for you.” “i would die for you.”

well i would heal for you. i’d unlearn my toxic patterns, face my wounds, and become a healthier person so my love doesn’t hurt you

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned