Ebrahim Shade

A gentle giant...hookah connoisseur...and a lover of life...

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

@shuayb24 @Zeeky99 @Muj33b that last bit just reminded me how much the matrix fugged up my brain

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

@TAKEALOT why is it so hard to get a response from your Customer "Service" Agents when they're supposed to do something for your clients?

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

Of all the things I've lost, i think i miss my mind the most...
And my sunglasses, i miss that too...
#missing #oakleyholbrook #sadness

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

People, check out Strandfontein Cricket Club's Instagram accout, give us a follow... https://t.co/cByXAnXMqv

[Strandfontein CC @StrandfonteinCC]

https://t.co/UxwUBineqd
Check us out, give us a follow, don't be shy...

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

"Hello World..."

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

Can someone please sort out the robot at Kromboom and Belvedere/Milner roads? Timing is up the pole! @KFMza #Traffic

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

Big ups to the Traffic Cop chilling on the M5 at the top of the bridge over Klipfontein Road 👍 No yellow lane driving no more, assholes!

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

Shout out to @RyanOConnorZA and his team for getting me through this morning's traffic with all the laughs. Shame, poor Emmanuel 😂 @KFMza

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

I'm aware of the water restrictions
But not even that is a reason to stink so early in the morning bra FFS!

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

In what language is a discount of R70 considered a sale?
Wys me...

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

Check this out on takealot, https://t.co/tRQN3GScqA
#MotherChristmas @KFMza

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

"Quite simply, Lomu was a giant of world rugby. The man who changed the game forever."
May he rest in peace @JONAHTALILOMU
#RIPJonahLomu

[Graham Munnik @g_munnik]

Thank you @JP21Project @jpduminy21 for all your assistance & believe in our kids @StrandfonteinCC @pstrandfontein

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

@CPUT How long does it take to acknowledge an application to study? Either via SMS or via the "Track your application" page on your website?

[Sonny Bill Williams @SonnyBWilliams]

2 great teams battled it out tonight, In my eyes we are all winners.

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

YAW! When leftover chilli chita tastes so good all you can think about is MORE!
#BinRashid #pizzasogood #chillichita

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

Yaw tietie, do your mommy know you talk so ugly?

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

When last did you see a jerry curl? #wannerlaas

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

A paar befokte snytjies chokers sandwiches for breakfast with a mug of equally befokte tea
#uitgesort #imadeitmyself #breakfast

[Ebrahim Shade @ebieshady]

So i get to work snotty...
My colleague offers me plugs...
The plugs have strings attached to them...😑
She laughs her ass off...