If you gave a chimp just enough of an IQ jump to speak English and understand it needs to present itself as more than a chimp this is exactly what you would hear.
"There's more to my life than bananas. Imagine being something that just likes bananas. Fuck I want a banana."
Realizing Im mostly vegetarian because I could never kill an animal without undue distress and tbh think it's rather uncouth for a woman to enjoy hunting
@KeturahAbigail Probably because it's illegal and you'd made it very hard on your children later on life if they don't want to live your lifestyle. They would probably like to be able to go to school and get a drivers license without complications
i just did my taxes for free like 5 days ago. im pretty sure you can do them free regardless of any application for it you would just have to be an actual informed american. the horror
probably th whole thing with hagar and sarah is probably a really good biblical argument against surrogacy. what ppl dont realize is this practice is ancient