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[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Going to work is embarrassing.
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

Is it Islamophobic to bring up the fact that 13 Islamic countries kill you by law if you leave Islam?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Far-left activists Hasan Piker and Cenk Ughyur have both been banned from entering the United Kingdom

[Omri @OVisionIL]

Ukranians dont hijack planes, kidnap civilians or blow up restaurants full of civilians in Moscow with suicide bombers

Glad I helped

[The Broker @Revivedwanz0]

@Real___iTamara

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now

What the hell happened to this country?

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis

Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve

Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

why does everyone use the term “late stage capitalism” all the time? how do they know which stage it is? we might still be early.

[BrunoNav @BrunoNav123]

El prepucio es el hiyab del pene

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

the ultimate looksmaxx is to reach peak attractiveness and then immediately die so you look like that for eternity in the afterlife

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Israel’s fingerprints are all over the Ugandan chimpanzee civil war. Wake the fuck up

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

trying to convince a company to hire you