Emily Olive

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

Me whenever a man speaks

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

finally ready to share my biggest home decor pet peeve: on-the-nose wall art. I HATE it. I don’t care how “aesthetic” it is, it’s a low-creativity choice. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT ROOM I’M IN!!!!!

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[RUTO MUST GO! @muyuu_uyu]

Her life shouldn't be derailed over such a mistake, she has a long future ahead of her.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I have great news for you about the rest of reality television

[Vaelis @KarmaIsAFad]

i have a fun fact about this song that I'm sure no one knows

[Danielle Peterson @danyellpeterson]

I want a case study done about how deeply triggered some women are by Paige Desorbo.

[trash jones @jzux]

who’s the snowflake now you fucking loser

[m @pumptinis]

the kind of brother jesse would be if ciara was his sister #summerhouse

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

omg that girl can do anything

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

I have some bad news for you about the hot brunette demographic

[claire @truthor_claire1]

Patrick Schwarzenegger I’ve grown quite fond of you you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

He’d be like why are we doing this

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I think I would do well on The Traitors because I, too, remember something weird you said at breakfast weeks ago and believe you should be killed for it.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Yeah his full name was a bit misleading

[eat shit elon @SurrendertoVi]

Men are stupid and I don't respect them

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

How it feels talking to a guy the same age as me

[B @itsbrittanyrose]

Because someone driving a cyber truck is its own form of birth control

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

I would shoot my boyfriend if he wore those pants