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Men are simple to deal with. Give them sex, peace, respect, know when to STFU, a home-cooked meal, and they’ll move mountains for you. The problem isn’t their demands, it’s that women overcomplicate what should be the basics.
Oscar Sudi has turned State House Nakuru into a Bar
Mercy Masai alipewa mimba ya hiyo ramapithecus on top of the kitchen table
Sam, bwana ya Kihika, was in the next room hearing Sudi grunt like a donkey
Na ujue that's the same Kihika alifanya mku apige Bibi ngumi ya macho
Sisi wanaume when it comes to ugliness,there is levels. Kuna ile inakuanga seasonal,kwa kioo unakaa msuri,kwa selfie unakaa nugu. Majority of us are here. Yani nikama Our handsomeness is on 2G network. Lakini kuna hii ingine huwa full time,its like its your job to be ugly,kama ya hii jamaa inaitwa kimuzi. Jamaa inakaa nikama iliumbwa friday jioni,juu muumbaji alikua na haraka akapige sherehe. Hapa sasa kama huna jokes,unaweza fika ata 45 years hujai ona Taptengelei buana. Unasimamisha mrembo town kidogo anaanza nduru buana,kwa gari wakiwachilia hewa mbaya ni wewe unakuanga wa kwanza kuulizwa kama unaskia iyo,family gathering simu ya Auntie wa america ikipotea wanauliza ulikua wapi ikipotea,yani You’re always one step away from mob justice. Lets pray for kimuzi guys
What really went down at Summertides...
Kenyans women lost all chill 😳—vibes turned wild real quick. Some clips? Not safe for work. Not safe for church. Not safe to watch alone. Let's unpack the madness 👇🏾🧵
@polo_kimanii If some still believe the ballot will remove this regime after all the massacre we have witnessed, then you're not hopeful, you're in denial. This is a dictatorship. They don’t lose elections. They kill dissent. In Africa, ballots don’t scare tyrants. But the people do.
I honestly laugh when people say women cheat more often or are just better at hiding it than men. The truth is, it only seems that way because the men they cheat with usually don’t mind playing the role of the side guy. There’s no pressure, no expectations — just benefits. So they keep quiet and play their part, making it hard for the woman’s partner to ever find out.
But when men cheat, it’s a different game entirely. Most women aren’t content staying the side chick for long. At some point, she wants more — more time, more attention, more priority. So she starts calling at odd hours, especially when you’re with your spouse, eventually making it easy for you to get caught.
Now ask yourself this: how often do you hear about a woman’s side piece threatening to expose her to her husband during a fight? Rarely, if ever. But flip the script — how many times have we seen a side chick blow everything up when emotions run high? Happens all the time.
It’s not about who cheats more…it’s about who keeps it quieter, and why.
Kikuyus have to rise above tribe & say NO to Gachagua.
Kisiis have to rise above tribe & say NO to Matiang'i.
Kambas have to rise above tribe & say NO to Kalonzo.
Luos have to rise above tribe & say NO to Raila.
Kalenjins have to rise above tribe & say NO to Ruto.
YES Kenya🇰🇪