Emmanuel Eboue

I'm not Eboue, I'm not spam but I'm here to have fun. Apologies to the real Eboue but I'm sure he'd be proud.

[Emmanuel Eboue @eboue]

@vittalp @aswinms you are correct, I don't feel happy enough to twitter. Arsene is also not happy. We're discussing strategies now

[Emmanuel Eboue @eboue]

We all pwn a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine!!!

[Emmanuel Eboue @eboue]

ah I'm up early today, I couldn't sleep. I'm constantly talking to Ade on how to improve my goal scoring abilities. It's working.

[Emmanuel Eboue @eboue]

I'm glad they implemented my plan, if only they'd listen to me all the time..

[Emmanuel Eboue @eboue]

I spoke to Eduardo and convinced him that he should play, he thanked me profusely. These boys are gentlemen I tell you.

[Emmanuel Eboue @eboue]

Arsene just asked me to speak to my team mates, I have given them the pep talk, I hope they listen to my game plan.