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Amateur father and husband. Breaker of end mills. Securifier of clouds @AWS. I’m full of opinions, but they’re just mine. BLM

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@abbyfuller Twinsies! Nate’s home with some sort of awfulness too.

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eSIMs are amazing!

Verizon: welcome to Singapore! $10/day
Airalo: welcome to Singapore! 3gb, 30 days, $13

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Also in this evening’s news, my dogs treed a bear. Thankfully, no sign of mama.

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If you’re gonna drive to the office, do it in style.

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@MarcJBrooker I reject your threat model and substitute my own.

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When Benoit Blanc said "Oh my god! It's full of stars!".... *chef's kiss*

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It’s below freezing and howling wind outside. The pit bull (no fur, no body fat) is outside, and the husky is curled up next to the fire. I dunno….

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I said “I want food I can’t get at home.”

Perhaps I need to be more specific in the future. Not my favorite, as my kid would say.

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Estoy en Mexico hablando con clientes.

The customer conversations have been awesome, but…

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@tacertain Porsche is Volkswagen, but Volkswagen (and Audi) are low on the list. Weird!

Genesis is to Hyundai as Lexus is to Toyota.

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@trackzero That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.

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Despite my lack of practice, I’m not getting any better at TIG welding.

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This is what it looks like after riding Candymonium 9 times. After 3, I couldn’t feel my fingers or face, but I could definitely feel dinner trying to come back up.

You’d have had to sedate me to get me on a ride like this at 11. Genes are weird.

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The bones of a giant. Sadly, the giant is Wildcat, which was a really fun wooden coaster. They’re turning it into a “hybrid coaster”, a mix of wood and metal. We’ll see…

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It’s 10 degrees outside. Fahrenheit, not real degrees. Darla won’t get out from under the blanket, and Abby won’t come in the house.

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@__steele @patricksanders Two people asked me about V4A after the talk. Maybe re:Inforce….

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@__steele This. We make no promises about what’s in there. It’s just a string. Yes, you can pick it apart a bit, but it’s not encrypted, there’s no secret message.

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@MarcJBrooker @colmmacc This is beneath even your low standards.

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@neharungta Finally compile that list of all the nice things you want to say to me.