Jeff Ferris

🔲 I am not a robot.

Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year.

As seen on @WSJ and @Entrepreneur.

Principal Technologist & WW Resilience Lead @AWSCloud.

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daughter just forwarded me the I Love DNS vid from @TracketPacer and I feel like something has something something full circle.

Anyway, it's always DNS.

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@Alph4betSoup I check out after an average of three. Over three *thousand* is insane.

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@muheediva01 per my last email

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It pulls ambient air from the room for cooling but it is surprisingly effective just having that constant airflow. And if Mrs needs it but you don't they sell chambered sheets that confine it to one side of the bed, though if you have a deep mattress I find the sheets to be a little short.

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I hate when I read someone's funny post and click into their profile then accidentally like a half dozen of their old posts in a row like a weirdo.

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@aylacroft That line could have totally backfired. I'd have joined in trying to move the straw with you.

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@aylacroft @steipete to be fair she is trying to build a cleaning business and I built her website for free because she's awesome

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@aylacroft @steipete omg like 15 minutes ago I said those exact same words to a friend and I had not been on twitter to see this🤣

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made the mistake of naming my Traeger "Grill from Iponema" and now every time I get a notification from traeger I hum the song.

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@TracketPacer Updating firmware is my love language.

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@QuinnyPig

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@shenetworks Those chocolate turbinado sea salt almonds. I'll venmo you.

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@Alph4betSoup oh this is awkward...uhm...hey girl I like you and I think you're really smart and I do love *that*, but I'm...uh...I'm not ready to use the L-word in other contexts just yet.

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@Alph4betSoup I'm an Old Fashioned or a Manhattan man myself. Sometimes a Boulevardeir if the bartender looks experienced enough that I won't have to explain it.

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@geoffHulten @QuinnyPig Re-read his post but slower and out loud the way a Midwestern boomer mom would translate for an ESL speaker.

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The real "ahah" moment with @mentisdb for me was when I realized could stop copying my updated agent & skills md files from system to system and instead just type, "use mentisdb as your memory system" and maintain them in one place.

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@Alph4betSoup 😬that seems like it should come with a pop-up warning

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@HackingLZ When I first moved to Texas I got pulled over in my u-haul right after I crossed the border. The officer asked if I had any drugs, I said no. He asked if I had any firearms, I said no. He said, "What's wrong with you, boy? Here, you better take one of mine."