Erika Braskey

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Motorcycles are what happen when men are left unattended.

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@Liv_Mariex Could not agree with you more

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

God did not create cauliflower for man to turn into rice.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Fran and I are planning a field trip to Costco. We're just going for the food samples.

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@BrennaColleen89 NO CAPES https://t.co/poZspF3gIN

[JAZ @_jasminehoskins]

@TheATrinh I’m pretty sure this is lil tay

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@B_Jury11 I want to say that I don’t care because it seems crazy to care... but I do care. And I was pretty excited to hear she was in early labor. I have no justification for it except that I think they’re all adorable 😂

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@anicoline04 🙋🏼‍♀️ same

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@H_Cameron91 Of course 🙄 just like on a bathroom mat where you can’t see it at 5 in the morning without your contacts in until you walk on the rug.....

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

In the last 45 minutes I cleaned two toilets, mopped up creamer that spilled all over the kitchen floor and wiped poop out from between my cats toes. Livin’ the freakin’ dream over here

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

Well I showered, put sweatpants on (as opposed to pajama pants), put on my wedding rings, and walked to my mailbox. It’s been a SUPER productive Saturday guys

[Ginger Zee @Ginger_Zee]

This. https://t.co/2XiR2Os6G1

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@jbanski Idk.. we like to compliment people’s butts with ours that’s hanging by our side door

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@emreinhart SAME

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Who is this talking Ted?

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

@emreinhart Sobbed. That was brutal

[Emme Bellini @emmebellini]

I’m not crying, Shaun White is crying!

...oh who am I kidding, yeah I’m crying.

#OlympicGames2018 #Olympics

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

LT: and hell yeah it’s a lot of cans. When I find them for 44 cents a piece, you bet your ass I’m buying 24 of them. Not that I need to justify my spending to a cashier who probably has a closeted cat food addiction.

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

Strangest experience yet while checking out at Walmart. Buying cans of cat food and the cashier asks how many cats I have. I say one. No joke he says “that’s a lot of cans for one cat. Sure you aren’t eating it too?” Um......?

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

For the love of all that is holy SOMEONE TAKE AWAY CRIS COLLINSWORTHS HEADSET. Cannot handle one more second of him #SuperBowl2018

[Erika Braskey @ebraskimenoks]

Overheard at our super bowl party - “this super bowl is going to come down to which QB is the best wide receiver.” #SuperBowl2018 @mikekametz