Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that’s all we need we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong https://t.co/3kjfL2kbrA
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod
As I carried the nativity scene on my head, I couldn’t help but wonder...if an unborn baby can find three wise men in Bethlehem, how hard could it be for me to meet just one in Manhattan?