Ethan Bresnay

WMU alum Fiji |-/ dctid⚜️

[Ethan Bresnay @ebresnay]

Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines begin delivery in Michigan, 12/15/2020

[djcows @djcows]

sorry babe not now, Norway vs. England is happening in 6 hours

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Dear World,
Please, never forget these past 26 days we spent together just watching matches and talking ball before the world's most hated man figured out a way to make the World Cup all about himself. I am so sorry.

Sincerely,
Just a regular American.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Don’t come for me, but I think food trucks need to find their way back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants.

[FotMob @FotMob]

🔟🎉 Meanwhile in the USL Championship, Darren Smith has just casually dropped a super rare FotMob 10.0 rated performance for Detroit City.

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

Speaks for itself⚜️

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

DARREN SMITH MAKES HISTORY!⚜️

Only the second player in USL history to score 5 goals in a single game.
(Mauricio Salles, 6/8/13)

#DetroitCityFC #DCFC

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

JAX 1, SMITH 3 👏👏👏

#DetroitCityFC #DCFC #hattrick

[Ethan Bresnay @ebresnay]

violently shitting your pants in the parking lot of a chili's at 3am is not for the faint of heart

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Mourinho says he doesn't keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter. #CFC

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Remember that Arsenal sacked its 22 year kitman Mark Bonnick for speaking out against the genocide in Gaza.

[Ethan Bresnay @ebresnay]

go ahead and kiss that fuckin badge havertz you lanky bastard

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Israel committing genocide

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

DARREN SMITH. CLUTCH 🎯

[Perro Chelsea #ClearlakeOUT #EghbaliOUT @perro_chelsea]

"Premier League 25/26"

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.