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[duchess of Arrakis @notamantle]

nah man if a bad bitch enters the villa like this behind your man what can you even do #loveisland #loveislanduk

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

the implication that it’s somehow a bourgeois affectation for the *prime minister* to need to be located close to all the executive organs of state is so utterly risible it’s untrue

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KieranCFC88]

reasonable reaction

[tess @hcpegfc]

omg i remember when this picture had only 3 people

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Can we bring back the iconic Savanna who came into Casa Amor in 2018, got zero screen time and was compared to Peggy Mitchell then randomly got papped with Lauren Harries #LoveIsland

[‎ً spook! @dazekett]

thank god she was insufferable

[Kian Duffy @K_Duffy_]

This Scouse bird on love island is gonna be my 13th reason

[‎ً spook! @dazekett]

shakira, toni and yasmin got no chemistry together this what yall were gagging over #LoveIsland

[derek @derpo377]

i enjoyed a lot of the third season of Euphoria but a question I kept asking myself all season was "why is this the third season of Euphoria?"

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

Green candidate vs the British media:

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

colman domingo becomes the punisher in the euphoria finale while young thug digits plays in a strip club and ur telling me this show doesnt rock cock im crying

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

going from liverpool to saudi in your prime because of a disagreement over fucking bonuses is a travesty

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️‍🩹 Arne Slot’s open letter to Liverpool Echo touching also on Diogo Jota.

“That only weeks after celebrating together we would lose Diogo is indescribable. More than anything, I want to remember a team-mate, a friend and an incredible human being who touched the lives of thousands of you every time he wore this club’s famous crest.

"In one of the most difficult moments this club has faced, the love, compassion and support shown by the Liverpool family was extraordinary. As I leave this club, it would be remiss of me not to say that the way you honoured Diogo and stood together in his memory will stay with me forever...

"You made me feel welcome from the start and helped me on the path. That is something I cherish.

"Liverpool’s 20th league title belongs to all of us and it will remain an important chapter in its history. For that we should all be proud...

"This club will always judge itself by the biggest honours. That is how it should be. But I also leave knowing the club is exactly where it belongs: amongst Europe’s elite. Securing Champions League football was an important responsibility and one that ensures Liverpool can continue competing at the highest level next season and beyond.

"I leave with complete confidence in what lies ahead."

[Brent MPS | North West BCU @MPSBrent]

Detectives investigating the murder of 20-year-old Malakai Ferguson-Ramson in Kilburn have released images and footage of witnesses they urgently wish to identify.

If this is this you, or anyone you know, get in touch as a matter of urgency.

https://t.co/qGOEpYiVZD

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

of course they don’t like porn they’ve been sharing classrooms with porn addicts since 1st grade 💀

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[Rob @bIurt99]

Imagine the stick you’d have got back in the day if your ma got you a pair of these for PE