emsmosis jones

lovely, sad prude

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

Found this pic of my husband long jumping today and…. 🧵

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

oh the model is 5'9 and wearing a size xsmall? Perfect! Very helpful to know!

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

Unprecedented amounts of white peasant skirts at the hozier concert

[joe bro @jbromovies]

I love caffeine free diet soda I’m just sipping on brown bullshit for no reason

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

@figma can I pleaseeeeeeee get a figma onesie for my future child?? #Config2025

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

Cool cool @united

[ariel @donotdelay]

the goal is to be the most woke person at the house party and the least woke person in graduate school

[RAMSEY @rumsey_lol]

Oh, you smoke weed?? How about you go weed a book

[lucy mee @lemonflavlucy]

he may be a zero vote finalist… but he’s MY zero vote finalist 😻😻😻 #Survivor45 #teamjake

[clintoris @clintoris]

Started hearing the depression bug buzzing in my ear then remembered I’m not allowed to decide how I feel about my life after 9pm

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

@CZahariaaa Someone watched athlete a 5 years late

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

When the senior engineer on my team tries explaining their code to me

[it’s me @godlikemind]

Has anybody noticed that Oppenheimer is low key dark and edgy af while Barbie is lighthearted and fun, making for a playful dichotomy at the box offices

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

it has been that purple things birthday for far too long

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

@grandma_ty We’ll never know

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

“Fat chance, Pippi” - @ZahariaGracie

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

@CZahariaaa I think the bigger question here is how we get rid of it

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

Caitlin Clark is the Larry Bird of basketball

[emsmosis jones @ebskoglund]

@skogy7 just called himself a “house Dan” after vacuuming