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[Eric @ecarpen]

@SlavaMalamud completely misread your post my bad. Yeah that is a big issue with BlueSky but at least it has the nuclear block feature

[Eric @ecarpen]

Haven't been on here in awhile is that Nazi Hans Kristian Graebener still around?

[✍🏼 roxana | ✊🏼 zivar | ⚒️ hadadi @roxana_hadadi]

HOMICIDE on DVD is back in stock, babes:

https://t.co/OzRW28o0u9

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Neatly encapsulates the disconnect at the heart of the Trump/conservative critique of Biden, dating back to 2019: a doddering old fool — who also happens to be a nefarious criminal mastermind. https://t.co/SGxl9Mp9gB

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless words put my family in danger. Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court. @AaronRodgers12

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

nobody talk to me for three days i have a book to read 👀����👀👀👀👀👀👀

via @IanKarmel

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Happy 3 year anniversary to this silly reaction video I made thinking no one would ever see it

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I kick off ‘24, as I do every year, with my apology to this chimp

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

I wish Biden would come out and say he wants Trump on the ballot. The 14th doesn't apply. Then thanks him for the playbook describing how to never leave office and the appreciation of knowing he can't be charged, no matter what he does. And ends it with " My Fellow Americans , I'm not ever going to leave the White House and there is nothing you can do to me. "

Which would confirm exactly why SCOTUS will keep Trump off the ballots and why Trump will never get immunity

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

#OnThisDay #OTD January 1, 1998, Neddy got going on his taxes in “The Trouble with Trillions”. #TheSimpsons #HappyNewYear @DatesInMovies

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

🎉Happy New Year!🎉

[Eric @ecarpen]

@IDoTheThinking I think these are some of the reasons why Better Call Saul is the superior show.

[Big Jay Shooke @JShooke]

This country never recovered from losing Michael Crichton. We used to have novels about shooting cyborg gorillas in the face with machine guns and when you got done reading it you knew how an MRI machine worked

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

That's why I'm running for North Carolina's Commissioner of Agriculture. Our state needs leadership that can see opportunities & make them work for us.

And the US & world in general need leaders who know how to solve problems. Not just campaign on them.

[a @lolennui]

modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

[Zane Mountcastle @zanemountcastle]

First new US nuclear reactor since 2016 is now online

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

"Higher wages and higher prices aren't connected" is a completely insane thing to say about food service

[Eric @ecarpen]

@RoyalRager @TheFestiveOwl Still waiting for Rage to show back up at Coachella