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[lex ✧ @echolexx]

kind of rude that my parents gave birth to me without consent

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

Its inhumane to be subjected to audiovisual ads at the gas pump. A moment of respite where i can be still outside in silence with my car and im being screamed at by a reeses cup. This should be illegal for the public good.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I need the internet to stop showing me “5-to-9 morning routines” where people wake up at 5 a.m., journal, meditate, drink fancy water, and jump into ice baths. My routine is snoozing until the fear of homelessness finally gets me out of bed. That’s it, that’s the routine.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me trying to convince myself that soon everything is going to be better and I won’t feel like this anymore

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a little left over for savings no matter what job they do. Why is that so absurd to some people?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies*

Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself

[🌺 @polypearIs]

People acting like chappell roan punched a 12 year old in the face but what actually happened is a random man was rude and weird to a 12 year old and somehow this is chappell roan's fault

[elle 🌱 #1 heracross luvr 🐛 @heracrvss]

open pokopia. area is a mess. 3 pokemon run up to tell me i’m awesome and to give me rocks. my inventory is full of blocks. 1 pokemon is begging me to build a home while another is crying that i moved his decoration. “im gonna live HERE” in a spot i was about to tear down. repeat

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Being neurodivergent is so weird. You can be out getting along one moment, and the next, everyone annoys you, there’s too much noise, your social battery has dropped, your clothes itch, and you just want to go home.

[Kedzie Teller @Kedz]

Me showing Twitter my #pokopia town vs the ones I see on my timeline.

[RazorMiddle | Alec @RazorMiddleYT]

I never played Minecraft my houses in Pokopia look like a 1st grader made them😭

[lucia ⭒ @asrielle_]

i’m ending my bloodline with me. no child deserves genetics that lands them in X rank in splatoon

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

New young lady at my job.
She’s quiet, introverted.
Older, VERY extroverted coworker: “we need to break her out of her shell. She’s too quiet.”

When are we going to learn to leave introverts alone? Why is it bothering you that she’s quiet? This incessant need to speak and engage is so weird.