Ethan

irregular post graduate seeking personal enrichment

[Ethan @eckitchens]

@4nt1p4tt3rn Shout out to our old 2022 Odyssey that would routinely tell me that both a local 30mph road and my neighborhood street speed limit was 100mph 😂

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@elsathora I know people have made this joke already but realistically 1, 4,5,7 could literally be accomplished in my small/medium sized Alabama city tomorrow 😂

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@FreddyLA7 I literally was going to make a joke about how the little German town also had a walkable Wendy’s right in the middle of it so bless you for finding it 😂😂

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@JimmysSeafood @iamrodneysmith @WhiteHouse This is legit!! Rodney has been a pillar of the community down here in AL for years. A+ to Jimmy’s

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@BostonSatire Wow, good for you. So maybe I should blow @Chrysler @ChryslerCares up on X about willingly selling a defective vehicle, lying about it, gaslighting me into acting like nothing was wrong despite a plethora of documentation, and then stalling until statutory lemon periods expire.

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@vxunderground Can’t wait to see job postings asking for proficiency and 10+ years experience with Microsoft 365 Copilot App

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@GeneralMCNews Richard Scrushy shedding a proud tear rn 🥹

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@johnbryanesq So what I’m gathering is that I should tell my wife that my 3 junk cars I have to rotate through because something is always wrong with at least one of them is actually a GOOD thing??!

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@WDWActiveCrime For what it’s worth, there is currently (8:45pm) significant management and police presence on the north side of the 4th floor of the Contemporary, with the monorail and observation deck being fully closed from public access. Assume it has to be related.

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@BowTiedBroke If this is who/what I think it is I don’t doubt it one bit.

I did some of the outsourced financial/accounting work when he first opened it and there was literally a waiting list of people to be admitted. The anticipated breakeven was laughably short compared to other clients

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@WeaponsVault Acid reflux

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@Keltic_Witch @WallStreetApes Because it doesn’t fit the narrative 😆

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@WeaponsVault 4 and 6 would pull in Missouri from 7 and team up while chanting “SEC SEC SEC” and just put it on cruise control

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@elonmusk 🤖 “IT’S JUST GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION” 🤖

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@reddit_lies

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@Smith_WessonInc Can confirm:

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@reddit_lies

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@tadgh_dc Reminds me of Cheesecake Factory insisting that it doesn’t ship the cheesecakes “frozen” to the individual locations but rather “deeply chilled”

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@ClaudesBBQ Impacts aerodynamics to help slow the bullet down in-air so that it’s no longer lethal 👍🏻

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@MajestyRia I remember a few years ago @jerseymikes ran daily regular specials for $8.99, including chips and a drink. I would go pretty much every Monday for my Club Sub. A couple months ago I got the same thing I always got, and it was $17.05. Can’t justify it at that point.