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If I was sober I would have never have urinated at the Alamo

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@joethomas73 @BANGenergy You’re such a pussy. Drink some JD and shut the fuck up. Just kidding you’re the shit. Fuck em’ Bucky.

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@OnePerfectShot Is that skim milk in those titties?

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@OnePerfectShot Rock-a-bye baby

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@CarterCenter @RexChapman @Braves I think he’s gonna pork her.

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@fletch414 One time when I went to order I just told Ken “You know my work steez”

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@fletch414 @cknow @aknowsense @Green18Green18 @growlertime22 @TobogganJ Yep

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@JodingersCat @chloethesiren I know, right?🤷‍♂️

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@BSmile @BigHairPlasGras I got those vintage Royals unis. I’m selling em for cheap Son.

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@barstoolsports I’m gonna have to show my nephew this one😉

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@fletch414 @growlertime22 @TobogganJ @Green18Green18 @aknowsense @RichardStabone And I thought I made poor life decisions. WOW. Do any of these guys not fucking love Hannity Bro?

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@fletch414 @growlertime22 That’s funny. I thought that too, but I didn’t see enough danger in his eyes

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@growlertime22 Who is that?

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@growlertime22 @PFF The Holy Trinity

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@80sSportsNStuff I think Intelkofer was leading the charge

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@FINALLEVEL If only he had your skills on the tool. He’d be the Partridge family

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@FINALLEVEL If only he had your skills on the tool. He’d be the Partridge family

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@fletch414 @growlertime22 @TobogganJ @Tgard69 @Green18Green18 @aknowsense @cknow @RichardStabone @ChrisKMKE42 @hostandguest The best part is, the Theaters now provide the lube 👍

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@clauderivest @RexChapman I’m Christopher Mustang and I like to party

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@Super70sSports Yo, that’s a little rough. I’m going with Kelly from Bad News Bears