What happens when you die:
They divide up your shit.
They summarize your life in 500-1000 words.
People who knew you less say sorry to people who knew you more.
Everyone eats, drives home, and wakes up the next day and goes to work.
Whatever you’re worried about won’t be in those 500 words.
You can dare greatly or not at all, but you’re gonna die either way.
Might as well squeeze every motherfucking drop out.
I'm thinking of starting a nonprofit called More Than Words that matches land acknowledgers with Native Americans families. If you acknowledge that you're on stolen land, my organization will match you with a specific family whose land you or your ancestors stole. You would then transfer "your" property to the rightful owner, with More Than Words covering all associated legal and administrative fees.
After pushing this bureaucratic abomination for 2 years, the office of Attorney General Kris Mayes has walked back its unlawful demands. No more permission slips needed to buy pencils and children's books:
Happy Independence Day, ESA families!
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Did you know? 🤔
🌡️ 38 (76% of) U.S. states set their “all-time” high temperature records before 1955.
🌡️ 46 (92% of) U.S. states set their “all-time” high temperature records at least 30 years ago.
If you didn’t, now you do! 🤘😎👍
So payment errors in AZ SNAP are ~x5 the misspending rate in AZ ESA, I’ll wait here patiently for the AZ school district industrial lobbying complex to call for the abolition of SNAP…
No one should have to choose between supporting a cause they believe in and protecting their privacy.
Today, the Arizona Supreme Court ruled that Arizona’s Constitution independently protects free speech—and allowed a challenge to the state’s donor disclosure law to move forward.
In doing so, the court recognized that people do not surrender their privacy rights simply because they contribute money to causes they believe in.
Israel never forget
Mossad never forgive
Hamas terrorist Zaher Ibrahim Khalil Abu Salem who abducted, r@ped & killed 2 Israeli girls on October 7, has been killed in an intelligence based operation by IDF. He has changed his identity & living as street hawker in Gaza.
At least 1,200 people died of heatstroke in France last Wednesday, mostly elderly people indoors.
Even crazier, about 70,000 Europeans die from the same every year, akin to a bi-weekly 9/11. Eurobros, please vote for leaders who will let you open your windows and install A/C!
The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.
Write that down. 🦋
I've spent my career warning against regime change wars, nation-building, and endless military entanglements. The same voices now attacking Trump's Iran deal are the architects of every failed intervention of my lifetime.
This war must end. I stand with President Trump on peace.
Every single person who still cringes at the memory of trying to bullshit their way through an interview or exam question: today, the slate is wiped clean. Set down your burden of shame. Nothing - nothing, I say - could touch this.
HOLY SHT.. Rep. Brandon Gill just absolutely COOKED Democrats..
“160 years ago Democrats were asking us: ‘if it weren’t for slavery, who would pick our cotton?’”
“And today they’re asking a similar question, which is: ‘if it weren’t for mass migration, who would pick our avocados?’