John Egbert

certifiable hater of Betty Crocker products (sorry dad)
ectoBiologst on Pesterchum!
HUGE MOVIE BUFF.

he/him
#MSPArody
#hstwt

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no updates from this acc in a hot minute and it's because i don't wanna buy a ticket to the racist homophobic incest train sorry not sorry

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would yall kill me if i said i don't like homestuck anymore and it's lowkey because the fandom doesn't know how to act

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i don't wanna be in space anymore to be honest.

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i walked to my kitchen and completely forgot what i was doing because i grabbed a donut instead.

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@melerbytes i still really really like this thing i keep looking back at it

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i don't know how to get my hands on tomodachi life because nintendo doesn't deliver to my house.

[RICE @Ricemaster6969]

@privdoesstuff sigh.. the image was edited... but the game is https://t.co/XWwautHNQx

it has spade slick vibrator in it instead so

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i haven't been on here that much. i've really only cared about a bunch of the other crap i do. binged a ton of movies and played a lot of games. i didn't even know skaia had thrift stores.

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@Hambi_1077 heheheh thanks.

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I just remembered my birthday is tomorrow. woaah! wow. time flies.

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@pesterchummy stuff happens!

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is it just me or is sleeping kinda hard recently? jeez louise!

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@Fagnumber6 not dead.

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@jakeeenglish going alright. not too crazy.

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@jakeeenglish yeah guys whats up guys. long time no see haaaa hahhaha.

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@RiceMaster6767 aaiiiyyeee!!!!!

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extremely important i'm dead serious like i will make a bunch of stuff. please buy it. if you guys buy my stuff i'll bring depressed john back to life.

[三一六五 @R1XYT3165]

hi mutuals if i made keychains of the felt and midnight crew and problem sleuth would you buy it.

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been sleeping in way too much these days!

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@turntechGxdhead well yeah i know what you said. i don't know what im'm saying. ignore me hahaha.

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do i have autism?