Elisabeth Turner

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@Michael_Dunn4 That's what I thought. Eyes too close together.

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@JayneMcCubbinTV @ellenwhite @ActoniansLFC @FootballAssoc @BBCBreakfast Special K?

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I was wondering if Charles had ever met Bob Dylan. It spawned this image which just gets stranger the more you examine it.

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@LindseyParfett @josemehrinho I had a blazing row 20 years ago in Habitat on the King's Road. I hinted that we should maybe measure the room before paying an extortionate amount. He disagreed. 12 weeks later it didn't fit.

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@LeeHesp Next thing you know you'll be dusting off tour Lighthouse Family cd 😁

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@LeeHesp @Psmithy777 @Wagpastie Perfect for stuffing in pub tables.

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@LeeHesp @Psmithy777 @Wagpastie Turns out he doesn't even squeeze tubes from the end. This marriage is built on lies 😡

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@JayneMcCubbinTV @BBCBreakfast Awww lovely story x

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@LindseyParfett Ikr

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@LindseyParfett @DrAmirKhanGP I do it on purpose tbh. I just crave that bit of attention.

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@JayneMcCubbinTV Awww give my love to Aunty T xxx

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@Wagpastie Happy memories

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@LeeHesp @Wagpastie I absolutely trounced him. I was on fire!. Andy however just answered "pussycat dolls" to every question?!

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@JayneMcCubbinTV @mccubs Wowzer well done Jim that is ACE!

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@caitlinmoran I'm exhausted reading these suggestions, you've only got a morning to spare...as if you'd go for curry!! (Not knocking it if that's your thing). I would go with National Media Museum (love it), Lister Park for the doggos and waterstone's of you're not sick of books yet :)

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@LindseyParfett Ikr...what's a few chin whiskers between friends?!

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@LindseyParfett Aww bless them. The cankle sisters 🤣

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@LindseyParfett @RevRichardColes Still have nightmares of the little boy shouting "mummy, look at that lady!"

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@Wagpastie 🤣🤣...luckily for you....i haven't been to a single xmas do since you've known me! #antisocial