A'lyce🌱

i have no idea what i’m doing 🧜🏽‍♀️

[. @deityofnightt]

having your period in the summer

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

talk about a legendary Squidward crashout lol

[Zion @zionszzn]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you

[A'lyce🌱 @ecyla_]

the world is literally ending and all mfs is tuned in to is people fucking on an island… we’re such easily distracted beings

[A'lyce🌱 @ecyla_]

literally every relationship i’ve ever been in

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Stop dating neurodivergent women if you refuse to understand how deeply inconsistency affects them. Mixed signals, emotional unpredictability, and changing expectations aren’t harmless they can be genuinely distressing. Empathy isn’t optional in a healthy relationship.

[໊ @user0000O0]

just opened the weather app

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in

[Ayobamiji @Ayobamijiiii]

how it feels when you've outgrown your life but haven't found the next one yet

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

When the relationship starts getting serious and he wants to know where I live but I actually live with my man.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu depois de ser insuportável o dia inteiro

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

having your basic needs met is suicide prevention btw

[𝘳𝘦𝘯🩰♡ @van1llacupc4kes]

i’m at a point in my life where if someone offered me coke i’d do it on the spot