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[Perch @ed_perch]

@TBBodell Buried in the bottom shelf of the magazines at my local TG Jones. Either someone was looking to hide it or they thought Anglers' Monthly would be in hotter demand.

[Perch @ed_perch]

@fistedaway Charlie Day has somehow notched up 200 appearances in Bournemouth’s midfield despite never seemingly doing anything

[Perch @ed_perch]

@TBBodell Fallback: this reeks of Beppe Sannino. Last time we started a season with him, we went up.

[Perch @ed_perch]

@danielstorey85 Had a lovely few days in Sequim a few years ago. Incredible scenery and genuinely lovely people. Managed to drive for about twelve hours in a day down to Oregon and still feel like I got absolutely nowhere though!

[Perch @ed_perch]

Half the player of Allen Abdi anyway

[Adam Drury @Adam_Drury1]

🗣️ 'They were like, 'We're going to send you to Watford, you're going to be playing for them.'

Bruno Fernandes reveals he was packing his bags to join the Hornets from Udinese in 2013 before a late U-turn 👇

https://t.co/JtHDxcdVp4 #Watfordfc

[Perch @ed_perch]

@Cameronsmart_ Him and Ngakia get on well and go on holiday. He’s clearly pissed he didn’t get player of the season and Maamma commented on that post that he was POTS so guess some players agree

[Perch @ed_perch]

@TheBigO @JordanWiemer And subsequently so do they.

[Perch @ed_perch]

@JordanWiemer Value and selling price of flashy players - which is the only reason that Gino and co are here. Injuries obviously a huge part of it, but I’d say they’ve lost a good £25m on Baah and Georgi through mismanagement

[Perch @ed_perch]

@JordanWiemer To be fair the same is largely true for Georgi, though he’s had more success elsewhere. We’re not exploiting the strengths of our most impactful players which is emphasising Theo weaknesses. The coaching carousel (and choice of them) is therefore damaging the…

[Perch @ed_perch]

Mr Q - ‘The casino you love to hate’
Match sponsor Rams - ‘If it needs “Rams” it probably need us’.

Nobody puts less effort in at Watford than the ad copywriters.

[Perch @ed_perch]

@TBBodell @football360au Hmm, I think the one goal for the rest of this season is convincing someone to overspend on Irankunda. I wish he was better but I just can't see him as the type of player you build around. He's like a fancy Lewis McGugan. Fortunately his highlight reel might boost his value.

[Perch @ed_perch]

What a waste getting a generational loan like Mfuni for THESE last three months.

[Adam Drury @Adam_Drury1]

🚨 Ed Still suffers another injury blow as Stephen Mfuni ruled out for the rest of the season.

Lengthening list of crucial first-team injuries is tough on Still - Mfuni to head back to Man City shortly 👇

https://t.co/yV7qfbbdoJ #Watfordfc

[Perch @ed_perch]

@WatfordPod Formose can do a job at RB iirc

[Perch @ed_perch]

This is scandalous. Football League playoffs are perfect sport.

[EFL @EFL]

From the 26/27 season, the #SkyBetChampionship Play-Offs will be expanded to six teams.

Read more: https://t.co/E8Njme9iOL

#EFL

[Perch @ed_perch]

@Adam_Drury1 Understand the editorial decision to swerve Adam Johnson, but he's in the top three with Chalobah and Cleverley. Mfuni looking good to make that a rushmore.

[Perch @ed_perch]

The good news: six points of playoffs isn't too bad because ten of the top twelve are pretty crap.
The bad news: we're one of the ten.

[Adam Drury @Adam_Drury1]

Injuries to Maamma and Baah could be a fatal blow.

Watford have a chance because of squad depth, now there’s only one speedy winger in the first-team squad.

Improving back-five shape, two CFs and Nabizada promotion among options ✍️

https://t.co/Vzzg1Kgan2 #watfordfc

[Perch @ed_perch]

@TBBodell *19 game

[Perch @ed_perch]

@TBBodell When he’s played Petris has been great at best and fine at worse. Cannot fathom his freezing out

[Perch @ed_perch]

Chaz, Goz and Mapps see the vision

[Watford Football Club @WatfordFC]

Your XI to take on the Tigers 💪