If I hear someone yelling Aloha Snackbar in my vicinity, I'm taking that as a lethal threat.
I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6. I'm not letting my daughter grow up without a dangerous father.
Millennials living through:
- 2 economic recessions
- 9/11
- Iraq & Afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- jobs replaced by AI
- Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3
We’re tired boss.
If you are thinking of leaving NYC and moving to NC, don’t.
It’s hot and humid here.
There is nothing but fried food and pizza here and not the kind you like.
People speak with a southern drawl so you can’t understand them.
People let their dogs run free. Kids ride in the back of pickups.
Lots of snakes!