Bad Luck Blake

Emergency Nurse

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Man life really does come at you fast 🥴

[fabian🫆 @slumsocrates]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow btw

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

How I sleep knowing Verizon would never do me wrong

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Y’all think Chick-Fil-A got my order?

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Whoever invented glitter wrapping paper should be burned at the stake.

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

I get my tires rotated at Sam’s for ONE reason

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Love saying “ope, traffic jam” to middle aged women as I’m trying to pass them going down the bread aisle

[ʝօʀɖռ’ֆ աօʀʟɖ💞 @jordnsworld]

to a crisp

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Just finished a 17 hour shift and I have to be up in 6 hours to do it all over again

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

I’ve learned that nothing irritates me more than hearing someone say “Can I get a gin and tonic?”

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

@evaxroumayne You must be talking about the Mueller store in Austin

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Going to Vegas tomorrow so I decided to do the “adult” thing and pay my February bills early.

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

When I use 7 cloves of garlic in a recipe that specifically asked for 1

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is brilliant.

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

This is probably the LEAST controversial thing any senator has done for votes.

[New York Post @nypost]

Rhode Island state senator Tiara Mack twerks upside down for votes https://t.co/9HvGXd1ocz

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

With these gas prices???

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Everyone is worried about losing weight for summer while I’m over worried about losing weight for winter so I don’t break my snowboard.

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

Accidentally fell asleep too early and now I’m wide ass awake at 5 am.

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

@kirsmu I just know the next drop gonna hit

[kirs ◡̈ ☆ @kirsmu]

this how ima be posted up at the beyonce concert with all my mismatched ivy park on

[Bad Luck Blake @edamamhey]

You mean to tell me Officer Pornstache is Master Chief?