Easy👾

Total fucking scoundrel. Lover of donuts and dick jokes. Rebel scum. Slippery bastard. Obsessed with buttholes. NSFW. (21+)🇨🇦🕹️🎯🍩🌈🔌🎲💣🍕

[Easy👾 @edawg_eric]

I sexually identify as enjoying both hard and soft pretzels.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Elmer Fudd is a better man than me because I would’ve fucked Bugs Bunny wearing a dress, no questions asked.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The amount of effort my cat puts into covering his poop makes me think he's committed several crimes before.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

The grocery store will randomly throw on an 80’s banger you completely forgot existed.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Your real bodycount is the number of friends you made along the way.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

Free your inner silly goose. Then ride it into battle

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

I bet it feels fucking amazing to be a cat and kick the absolute fuck out of a stuffed trout

[YONEWT 🆒 @yonewt]

your hotel maid knows all your secrets and is absolutely disgusted

[𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 @MelDutchie]

I don’t know what do with my hands after the orgasm.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker1]

Wish I had 4 dicks so I could wear brass knuckles on my penis

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Inspector Gadget in the streets, Dr. Claw in the sheets.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Well I'll be damned. I actually am prettier when I smile.

[Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997]

I almost died from Pac Man Fever back in 1981.

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

Cottage cheese is the sluttiest cheese but I can’t explain why.

[Samuel @Sammy_1999_]

I may be a handful, but at least my penis isn't.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I wear a condom at all times to protect my beautiful penis from the world