Doughbelly Jr.

Drag Race(US) aficionado, pizza connoisseur, grape juice sommelier, scifi/fantasy TV fan, and a greedie (like a foodie but I like taco bell and tostinos pizza)

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

@bisssh_whettt @pinkflz I was waiting for it!

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

I don't even use marijuana, but it's absurd that in Texas someone can face harsher penalties for possessing certain hemp-derived THC products than many people convicted of sexually abusing a child.

If your laws punish cannabis more severely than child sexual abuse, your priorities are seriously out of order.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Here's the truth. If we don't do a general strike we're going to die. We have to stop going to work, stop taking kids to school, stop paying rent and our mortgages and only buy necessities. Yeah I know I can't afford to not work either And all that but if we don't we're going to die. That's it people. We are going to die. We need to collapse everything. Let the Earth heal like it did during the pandemic. We have to be willing to die for a new world or the existing one is going to kill us anyway

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

turns out a lot of yall are worthless.

[💎❄️ @megan_lassi]

I want to be VERY CLEAR. Dan Patrick went *against the will of the majority of the people in this state* because a donor told him to. The people of Texas have spoken on THC and there was no desire to ban it.

We cannot have people in office who are blatantly telling us fuck you

[Sam Anderson @thick_trinity]

Dan Patrick pushed for a statewide THC ban while receiving $350,000 from Silver Eagle Beverages (a major Anheuser-Busch beer distributor) and $50,000 from the Beer Alliance of Texas PAC right before he banned the hell outta your gummies

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

@sweetbabyrayes The best to ever do it.

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

@yosoymichael The way he hits the "L" in Black sounds like the "er".

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Por que a gente parou de fazer camisetas com tecidos que limpavam os óculos?

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

Lala Ri's confessionals are comedy gold.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: “Why is it that it takes 900 years and 5000 impact studies to build high speed rail but a 5 minute city council meeting is all it takes to approve a massive data center?”

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

Streamin on Fridays be all gay, all day
Project Runway
Canada Drag Race allstars
Drag Race Down under Allstars
Drag Race Latina Royale

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

When the vape is charged

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

@treyfive_ She has always wanted to do that. Keep drinkin, girl

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

.@TMobile Spam shield and visual voice-mail used to included in my service plan. Now your greedy, bloodsucking ass wanna charge $4/month for it. I hate capitalism so much.

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

My 7 y/o niece was pretending I was her tiktok audience and she introduced me to her toys three times. This is why I couldn't be a parent because I'd let her have an account so I wouldn't have to listen to that again.

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

I want the shopper who substituted my antiperspirant with deodorant to have to sniff my armpit rn.

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

In the future, when you ask some black folks they'll say, we lost this privilege when people started wearing bonnets to the airport.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

There was a time you could get a round trip domestic flight on Southwest for $195 with 2 free bags

[Doughbelly Jr. @edb2281]

@Astro_Panditji_ Tell seniors "Don't start none, won't be none."

[Dre @CoachDre_QB]

There are more professional black people with Locs right now than any other time in history. Black people used to talk about Locs in the exact same way that yall are discussing bonnets and durags.