Real Kamufu

just for fun.

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Be honest if someone you were seeing told you that you’re no longer allowed to smoke weed… would that be an instant dealbreaker??

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

As a woman, this is the exact moment a man starts falling in love with you - and most women completely miss it: 1/2

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

ONLY PEOPLE WITH A RARE AURA WILL RELATE TO THESE 10 SIGNS:

1. People you've never spoken to smile at you as if they already know you. 1/5

[𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯✰ @_Succeeder]

Need to give someone head til my lips are swollen and my tongue aches and it’s running down my chin

[𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯✰ @_Succeeder]

Wasn't on for a few days and came back to these lovely messages

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

@AbakpaJob 🎯

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

Let me get this right they voted to legalize marijuana in Texas, but Texas said no ? 😆 So TEXAS is a communist state .

[𝟐𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐲 @nomodeath]

There's this 24-hour sandwich kiosk near my job run by a Muslim guy and during prayers, the Central American dude working at the pretzel cart next to him will step in and take over for a bit to help him out. When the pretzel guy can't, regular customers respectfully wait in line until they can be attended.
This morning some tourists wearing fanny packs and crucifixes were bitching about having to wait three minutes (he was almost done) and a freaking nun in the queue turned around and said, "My brother is praying, show some respect," and before the mouthiest of the tourists could respond, this ENORMOUS Armenian construction worker who is the absolute nicest man and says good morning to everyone every single day turns around and says, "Are you gonna fuckin' argue with a fuckin' nun? Fuck outta here! Yo, Sister, 'scuse my language, but Christ. Oh shit, I didn't mean that. I'll stop tawkin' now."
AND the Sister gave him a very sly fist bump and now I have coffee in my nasal passages.

[𝙴𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚎𓅫 @2tuffeddie]

How we be after arguing over absolutely nothing

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

Texas’ THC ban has now taken effect.

Right now I have 2 cans of “Not Your Dad’s” Cherry Cola. If I was in Texas, that’s 30 years under the new THC ban.

I mean Texas still executes mentally retarded children so are we surprised? There's a reason why I've never been to Texas and I have no desire to ever see it. The only good thing that came from Texas was Austin City Limits.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Ugghhh I hate having adhd and autism. I want to scream and cry. I feel so alone. Even if I try to explain what’s going on in my head people will never understand because they’re not living with what I live with. Then I come off as crazy, dramatic or attention seeking. TRUST ME, the last thing I want is everyone’s attention. I just want someone who understands me

[ONEFACE @KBLINKZ_20]

Help me understand why the US has over 3k data centers, but more advanced tech countries like China don't even have 500 ? As per Google* LIKE WHATS THE REASON THEY HAVE SO MANY?

[Otis @brianxotis]

There’s no limit on how many times you can start over and come back stronger. Move at your pace.

[SMART @BIGMIYACI]

The funniest part isn’t that people drink.

It’s pretending weed is the scary one while alcohol has been starting fights, ruining holidays, and collecting DUIs for generations.

Somehow that’s the respectable choice?

[𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧 @Be_like_calvin2]

Wait almost half of stoners can't feel edibles??? WHAT THE HELLY?

[Lorenzo @machalla999]

We're no longer on the block now movin' ice cream

[𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐳𝐲 @Effizy_0]

If you only smoke a weed pen youre not a real stoner

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

My husband reserved a private dining room for our tenth anniversary because our entire family was coming.

Twenty-two people.

When we arrived…

Another party was already celebrating inside.

The manager walked over looking nervous.

“I’m so sorry,” he said before either of us could speak.

“There has been a mistake….

[𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯✰ @_Succeeder]

My friend just got a job working 12-hour shifts (5am–5pm), probably 5 days a week, at $21.75/hr.
That sounds like a lot of hours 😭 Is that actually a good deal?

[Built By Discipline ⛓️‍💥✝️ @Mr_Discipline42]

NOBODY HAS YOUR BACK LIKE GOD DOES.💯

[✰. @swagoszn_]

You can't waste your 20s. Your 20s are literally for healing from whatever childhood trauma you went through, so you can actually start living properly in your 30s.