bigfoot in a strife shirt

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Opening Day?

[bigfoot in a strife shirt @edbaddfriend]

@EricWilzon The last straw for the landlord of a punk house I lived in was when we were weeks late with 1/5 of the rent because one guy thought we wouldn’t have to pay rent for short month, and spent his rent money on coke and sneakers

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

My Job at the CIA is to hit a red button labeled "DoorDash Post" every 2 months for $87k annual salary

[Seorge 🇪🇺 @coaiecrete]

Romania has finally entered the Schengen Area and a dog was the first to cross the Romanian-Hungarian border with everyone clapping for it

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Honestly if there is like a secret group of Ancient Egyptians still controlling things 5000 years later they deserve it

[Quantіan @quantian1]

Doctors have such unbelievable PR that this headline is universally interpreted in the comments as “your insurance company will force you to feel pain if your surgery goes long” and not “anesthesiologists will be paid a fixed rate per surgery from now on and they’re mad about it”

[Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild]

Cool vent

[bigfoot in a strife shirt @edbaddfriend]

The only difference between this and how all 80% of suburban houses have been sided for the past 20 or 30 years is that the plastic is molded to look a little different. Why is everything a conspiracy now

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

We used to be a proper country

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

One CBS anchor is pro-Israel and now the entire bureau needs a trauma trainer.

These people are a parody of themselves.

[Matt Welch @MattWelch]

My view on Pete Rose's lifetime ban is that it was supposed to last a lifetime. Now that that's done, get him into the Hall of Fame, where he belongs.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

People think cathedrals like this were built by some ancient long-lost civilization. Bruh this cathedral was finished in 1965.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

I’d have more sympathy for a crack down on price-gouging by grocery stores if there was like a bunch of evidence that it was happening. I’d be even more sympathetic if past anti-gouging policies worked. Heck I’d just like to hear a politician define gouging intelligently

[New York Mets @Mets]

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[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

Which way, western man?

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Vaxxed?

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

He is not “harassing” anyone, its a regular occurrence in Poland, we hire knights to drive them away from stores

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Imagine going to the club in 1970 to hang with your friends and a band you’ve never heard of called Kraftwerk is playing and they ruin your night by inventing techno music

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Imagine not having a job and wasting your whole day playing Red Rover for Hamas