eddie the ‘ed

I enjoy food, travel and carefully curated, cleverly ordered words. Neutral good Level 2 dad. he/him

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@arlenparsa This actually ... kinda works for me. Maybe a thin layer of Mayo to round it out?

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@aawadall Lately I look for accounts that present a different or opposing perspective but aren’t assholes. Rare as hen’s teeth.

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@tedcruz No one is taking your fucking barbecue, Ted.

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@Delta Keep a credit card, a form of ID, and some cash out of your wallet and either lock it in a secure hotel safe or carry it separately. Good protection in case you get pickpocketed or mug.

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@mtgreenee Maybe in your bubble. Actually, most of us have been playing by the rules because we are good Americans.

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@SenTedCruz What does this even mean? Did you leave your brain in Cancun?

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@NavyGirl1983 “The Former Guy” works.

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@JRehling I’m sure he was considered pretty tough in prep school.

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@SenatorWicker So you voted for Biden’s American Rescue Plan?

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@drvolts I liked him against Trump in 2016. Nothing against Hillary — I just thought he had a better chance of winning.

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@lumpyprole A man should shower once a year whether he needs it or not.

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@thehill The only thing I care about less than the “royal controversy” is what Stephen Miller fucking thinks about it.

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@RancidGinger I have completely lost the ability to distinguish real life from parody.

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@SenJohnBarrasso @POTUS You’re not very good at this. Biden has been president for 47 days.

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@drgoldstein Only if you have warm beer to go with it.

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@AJDelgado13 If you like to geek out over either MCU or pop culture, you should probably watch it.

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@marcorubio Seriously?

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@JohnCleese You can find it in any restaurant that advertises “authentic Thai cuisine.”

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@gtconway3d If it weren’t for the fact that it’s all over the mainstream media, I wouldn’t even know about it.

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@WokeMama @MeidasGraphics2 @thowelliii @Angry_Staffer He cares ... about Donald Trump. And suggesting that a guy who was born rich, went to a fancy prep school, and lives in his own country club “is not one of the elites” is the most ironic thing I have read this week.