eduardo

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Americans finally realizing football is the biggest sport there is.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team is leading the league in any of these categories after the first week of the season 👀

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

The told you they had to buy TikTok because China would use it to control you

Then, as soon as they got it, they showed you what censorship really was

The US is everything they claim to oppose

[Roberto Nickson @rpnickson]

Pulling up to the AirBnB

I swear I've been here before

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Silver Boot is back @daikinpark!

Don't miss your chance to win an epic MVP experience for you and three friends on Monday, 9/15! RT for a chance to win!

@TexasLottery x #LUCKHAPPENS

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Yankee Stadium booed Jose Altuve as he stepped up to the plate. Altuve homered on the first pitch to give the Astros a quick 2-0 lead!

(via @MLB)

[Nick Scurfield @NickScurfield]

Jose Altuve got booed in his first at bat in Sacramento, and he promptly hit a home run. The crowd was not pleased. Made the whole trip worth it as an Astros fan.

[DAILY POSITIVS @dailypositivs]

@kirawontmiss Has 3 kids with other men and expects someone else to take care of them?

Hoeflation is insane 🤣🙏

[James Ness @manofconviction]

@LeftyTravis @TheAstrosLocker @themarioalmanza A look at the hat logo and the socks...

[eduardo @edd_112]

Listening to music in the truck just hits different

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

telling them to put the phone away is crazy

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

I'm a different nigga when I'm off the clock

[eduardo @edd_112]

@kirawontmiss Goofy ahhhhh

[ta’mia @vondutchrry]

let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!

[Radec @realradec]

you just had to be there

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Is there a second part of the surgery or is he just going to have a giant flesh mitten for the rest of his life 😭

[jazmine˚⁠☆˳⁠° @jazminestarrr]

them: how's your december going?
me: