Randy Marsh

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Bro, money changed you.

[Tam🦉 @Tamms0328]

there’s something about using twitter with a blunt in your hand

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[brian @brianonhere]

while i’m waiting for my future wife to enter my life surely there’d be no harm in getting into a handful of off-putting hobbies that beautiful women wouldn’t be caught dead near

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

it's crazy when people are like "i gotta check in with my mentor" like what the fuck are you talking about

[bramps @yakubianfailure]

I’m a nervous pisser but I can shit with the best of them

[Hengist @hengistloves]

Only 3 more years of bulking and cutting and I can begin phase one of looking women in the eyes

[watergun @terseerIsHIM]

when y’all finally did all you said you’ll do in those texts.

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When you have a flashback of when you and your ThroatGoat called it quits

[berry🍹 @berrybattish]

Rip Deidara you would have loved blowing up AI data centers

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Relapsing at the team building event

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Shop wanna charge 2 grand for front and rear brakes hell nah player I got a better idea I will buy all the parts and watch YouTube and then break my car completely then kill myself.

[ujithe3rd @UjinotYouji]

This how Orochimaru was moving that year

[X @Xouy17]

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

I stole my therapist's notebook and every page is just those cool S shapes from the 90s

[Brady @pebbut]

Just saw the fat one from Alvin and the Chipmunks panhandling on the side of the road I drove through a puddle and splashed him

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

her and her mother for raising her that way

you did nothing wrong bro

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

*hispanic joker*

Why so seriously Batman