Edd Layton

UK's #1 Patrick Kielty look-a-like.

[Edd Layton @eddlayton]

@FootballCliches pop quiz hotshot….what football match is Ludwig’s nephew watching approx 29 mins in to series 2 episode one of Ludwig….there’s more you can see in the episode, but not much more. Looks a bit like a Blackburn kit, but also maybe a champions league ground…

[No Context Fan TV @NoContext_FanTv]

“We’re 2-0 down!!!”🤬🤬🤬

https://t.co/PHy2Baswkm

[Edd Layton @eddlayton]

@TurtleDaveT Dickie and Atkinson are solid but agree better in a 3 or with one and a more mobile partner. Can’t see Atkinson being able to play every week so can’t be first choice. Would you have Yu as a wingback? Greenwood surely not upto it?

[Edd Layton @eddlayton]

@FevsFootball @bbcbristolsport Would you stick with 2 up front? I think I would. Looked like a flexible front two, and thought they linked up quite well. Not sold on greenwood yet though, and a bit worried by Atkinson and dickie, with eissat at left back - he had a tough time.

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

The last thing Carol Danvers sees before going into a forever coma

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[OL @oliibrs]

Not looking forward to when it’s my turn to either be Prime Minister, manage Watford or marry Katie Price

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

[LBC @LBC]

Why did Reform's Sarah Pochin delete a video of her helping a constituent?

It might have something to do with the woman’s reputation as ‘Britain’s biggest benefits cheat’...

Luckily, @HenryRiley1 has the receipts.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Billy Allison, the original founder of Raise the Colours, has been charged with murder and grievous bodily harm with intent after a man was badly beaten in a bar in Lichfield on Sunday. The victim died in hospital yesterday from his injuries.

He's due to appear in court today.

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

You have to laugh, or you’d cry. Thanks to Citizen Khan for making me smile when all to often, I want to cry.

🎥 TikTok - https://t.co/BjjPF945T1

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Meet Jaymey McIvor. He is standing to represent local residents on Essex County Council.
Oh, and he got kicked out of the Tory party for sending dick pics.

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

The current record for gap between games managed in the Football League with the same club is 27 years by Neil Warnock at Huddersfield. Roy Hodgson going back to Bristol City smashes that record by 16 years - a gap of 43 years and 344 days between games.

[SpeakOutSister @speakoutsister]

Ah I remember that bit in the Bible where Jesus gave the disciples a Twirl Egg each.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

[Algeria FC @Algeria_FC]

Trophies are won on the pitch 🇸🇳⭐️⭐️

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Celebrity Race Across the World but it's Isabel Oakeshott, Jonjo Shelvey and Richard Keys trying to get back to blighty by small boat.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Me when people who’ve spent years boasting about not paying any UK taxes say they want the British embassy to help evacuate them from Dubai.

[Edd Layton @eddlayton]

@TurtleDaveT Burzorg - gives us something totally different, sincs - very effective and got his goal, Williams and bird - both back, twine - thought he worked hard without being spectacular, knight - looked bang up for it