Eddy Smith

peace and love etc

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

I’m really uneasy with EasyJet reportedly paying its shareholders £174m in dividends, and then days later, using the Government job retention scheme to pay its staff...

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

I’ve now caught up with the latest #BluePlanetLive programmes, and they dismay me. Yes the BBC is talking about environmental issues. But there are two flaws so massive that they make these programmes worse than useless.
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[india 👽 Ⓥ @tofumuse]

so y’all will stop using straws to save fish but won’t stop eating fish to save fish

[Eddy Smith @Eddy3141]

@FlixBus I contacted you via email weeks ago about a couple of issues and haven't had a reply. Can you let me know how long it's likely to take please?

[Eddy Smith @Eddy3141]

@EcoverUK Do you have any plastic-free dishwasher powder, liquid or tablets available in the UK?

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

Nothing to add here

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Young people are offended by everything nowadays. Back in my day we offended everyone. Wake up, call your wife ugly. Go downstairs, tell the kids to fuck off. Go to work, hit Dave with a brick. Leave work, push an old woman into a canal. But not now. It's PC gone mad.

[4️⃣ @rykeise]

single but i’m still unavailable.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

"In 2018, the homeless of Windsor were cleared away for the Royal Wedding, while royalists draped in Union Jacks were allowed to camp out on the streets."

Imagine what future generations will think of today's Britain when they read this sentence in the history books.

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

If he comes to London, President Trump will experience an open and diverse city that has always chosen unity over division and hope over fear. He will also no doubt see that Londoners hold their liberal values of freedom of speech very dear.

[ABC News @ABC]

Indiana conservation officer had trouble posing for his staff photo because his K-9 partner kept licking his face. https://t.co/24uCjLSZS9

[👽𝕷 𝖞 𝖓 𝖘 𝖊 𝖞🐉 @dracarysdemon]

You need to destroy the idea that there's an expectation to do things by a certain age. You don't have to be married with kids at 25. It's okay to not have your dream job at 30 or to not have graduated by 22. There are no rules to life. Life is neither a race, nor a competition.

[ceej @ceejoyner]

Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

1.Not leaving my room
2.Not leaving the house
3.Missing someone's birthday party

My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.

[Ben @BenLNF]

Parliament Square this morning #ThreeBillboards #JusticeForGrenfell

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

A stable genius: does not gamble with the stability of a nation; does not rant against different opinions; does not threaten the world with the size of his “button”; does not put his interests before the nation’s interests; and more importantly, doesn’t brag about his geniality.

[Rain @RainCrowson]

I love turning up to meals and pretending like I don't know what I'm gonna have and that I haven't already downloaded the online PDF menu lol

[ABC News @ABC]

Witnesses say this man pulled over to save a wild rabbit from flames along Highway 1 in Southern California as the massive #ThomasFire spreads toward Santa Barbara County. https://t.co/gGqzZlGfqT