Edward

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@DecoratorsU not always especially on a Friday afternoon

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@DecoratorsU i have a good long heavy duty sewing needle push it through to line everything up then push socket in place then swap for the screw

[Chris Littlewood @chrislittlewoo8]

I got sent this on WhatsApp and as it’s Christmas I thought I would share it with you x

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@DecoratorsU would that be a nice clean empty 4 x 3m no damage or a 10 x5m flaky stained full of valuable furniture with antique carpet. some people think it is the same price

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

He said it best.

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@DecoratorsU im guessing someone has just spun their roller out there

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@SoVeryBritish i have had enough of this heat already

[The Sun @TheSun]

Cleaner Anne Hughes, 71, was waiting outside the shop for her shift to start when her coat got stuck on the roller, leaving her dangling 7ft in the air.

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@SoVeryBritish every day now is a day closer to the shortest day wont be long now

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@gosforthandy its days like this ll the work on the log burner and kitchen are worth all the effort put in

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@gosforthandy i would probably get on with it but only because most people i do work for are vat registered it would make no difference to my customers but a extra burden on me to do vat returns

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@gosforthandy @fischerfixings to me any of them fixings are only any good for hanging a clock on a plasterboard wall for anything with a bit of weight i like to cut out a section of plasterboard and insert some ply behind. but i do tape and jointing for a living

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@DecoratorsU done it many times but always leave the sink cleaner than you found it

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@afneil china will need all the energy it can get to produce cheap heat pumps to sell to us to save the world

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@UkPolitoons china will need all the energy it can get to produce cheap heat pumps to sell to us to save the world

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@SoVeryBritish right lets do a bit more

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@SoVeryBritish and the pick the same as you have every time you go in there

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@THEJamesWhale caseing the joint

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Dragon and Crew-6 return to return to Earth https://t.co/wlMNYj5tjh

[Edward @eddythepainter]

@DecoratorsU I think it is more that the paint has changed it is only certain emulsions that crack on the caulk