Emmanuel James Edeet

Technocrat, strategist, adventurous

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

@historyinmemes Must have been the real deal😂😂

[Hudu Hussein @HuduHussein]

He didn't mean it literally. There are people dying of hunger for other reasons, historical and social. Taken in context, he was saying all factors constant, one wouldn't fail to prosper in Uganda if one worked hard. It was really about hardwork, not the exaggeration its been made.

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

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[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

"Those people dying of hunger in Uganda are idiots because there is enough food, land and the right climate," says Henry Okello Oryem, the State Minister of Foreign Affairs. #MorningAtNTV.

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

This is kept secret why are you scripting it😂

[Carol Primah @IamCarolPrimah]

The concept of life is crazy, you get born and study all your childhood, work all your adulthood, die and leave everything to someone else😂🙌🏾

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

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[Billz @BillzDaOriginal]

Being dumped over a WhatsApp Call then WhatsApp asks you to rate the quality of the call.😭😭💀😂

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Everything is normalized in this our motherland. Nothing is new anymore. Sad 😢 but laughable 😄

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

Normal day in Uganda? These two stories appeared in .@DailyMonitor today. Not sure whether it is normal for a ruling party official to have Sh2.2Bn under her mattress, but what is up with the Uganda Police?

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Happy birthday wishes Sudhir.

[Sudhir Byaruhanga @Sudhirntv]

I thank God for the gift of life He has given me. I must say I am blessed. Thanks to everyone who has made a positive contribution to my life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

This adds pain to injury that we are already suffering from as Africans😞

[Ian Rumanyika @irumanyika]

Joseph Boakai: Liberia's new president fails to end inauguration speech - BBC News https://t.co/KFpCbD8tHp

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Yamba musawo naye akuyambe😂

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

lisachi mungi, lwakuba evidence poteya😂😂

[Darkqueen 😍 @LizKeith19]

@edeet_emmanuel Omulabye😹😹😹

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Ono science ate ali bulala😂

[Darkqueen 😍 @LizKeith19]

Stop wasting Money for pregnancy tests 🫄just insert a biscuit if it gets eaten then the baby is there 🤌😹😹😹😹

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Disgraceful

[Owek. Byamazima Joshua @joshuabyamazima]

In contrast to Ssefuma, Dr. Lawrence Eron is accused of defilling a 16-year-old girl with impairments.

DNA testing reportedly established a connection in terms of penetration.

Dr. Eron is a professor and deputy VC, as reported by Vision.

I think the end is near 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

@Son_of_Laikipia Another banger😂

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Roller coaster😄

[Kakwenza Rukirabashaija @KakwenzaRukira]

I asked my two wives their views about my relative who wants to send me 60,000$
Here are their views:

Wife1 Eva: But what condition comes with that money? We are not lacking anything however much we are in exile. We eat, cloth and sleep. I think what we have is enough and you should stay away from that money whose source is suspicious. Accepting what we have not sweated for and from a regime stooge is, though packaged as a gift, dirty money. My dear husband, please do not accept it.

Wife2 Tjaša: Do you think he earned that money or he stole it? If you think he genuinely earned it, accept it and it will be helpful to us as your family. If you indubitably think it is a proceed of corruption, kindly do not accept it. How can someone whom you last heard from 12-years ago want to gift you all that money? For me, the highest amount of money I have ever received as a gift was 300$.

Then I consulted my side chick a.k.a mistress who is based in Kampala.

Oh my god, Kakwenza! We are gonna be rich. Actually, I owe my landlord 9 months of rent. I also need a new car, the Spacio you left me with is no longer my standard yet people know that I am Kakwenza’s babe. I also need an IPhone upgrade from 12 to 15 Promax, I also want to go to Dubai and have plastic surgery for my boobies since you love big fleshy ones. I am also tired of living in Kisugu. Now I want to relocate to Kiira or Kisaasi. I need to shop for clothes and house items. Basically I need about 20,000$ for my life to be in line. I am so happy for you my darling.

Me: So you do not have me in your plans? I thought you would think about me first?
Side Chick: I think about you my love, but first I need to look presentable to your standard. Oh my god, babe, we are rich. I hope you do not spend it all on your wives and leave me for crumbs.

Relative calls again.
Hello, Kakuru.
Me: I am still consulting my wives, I will let you know what they decide. You know I respect my wives and they must have a say on such an offer.
Relative: Okay. I trust you.

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Kenya and sometimes Uganda

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Guess the African country this African Dish comes from.

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

The tradition has continued 👍

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

Me 24 years ago with my dad at my family’s ⁦@KhalidModern⁩ business.

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

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[David F.K. Mpanga @dfkm1970]

Uganda, the Women's Movement and Africa have lost a valiant and indefatigable warrior. In November Hon. Ogwal led Parliamentarians and Women's Rights Activists in eulogising my mother. It was a shock to learn of her passing today! May the angels receive you, Auntie. RIP🙏🏿

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

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[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

Fare-thee-well Achi 🙏

[Emmanuel James Edeet @edeet_emmanuel]

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[MBU @MBU]

Why the song “head, shoulders, knees and toes” cannot be sang in Luganda 💀😂