Ed Fryer

[Andy Fitchet @AndyFitchet]

So let me get this straight:

- Inflation lower than predicted
- unemployment falling
- small boat crossings falling
- NHS Waiting lists falling
- Interest rates stable
- Asylum hotel use falling
- net migration down 82%
- school attendance up

And Keir’s doing a really bad job?

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Nigel’s poster is going viral

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

Hang it in the louvre.

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

So what happens when Reform take over your local council?

This.

#KentCountyCouncil

[Tom Richardson. @tommyr345]

In London hireable Lime scooters top out at 12.5 mph.

That means that if you rode one round the London marathon course at top speed, never braking or backing off, by the time Sawe had finished you'd be more than a mile behind him.

Absolute madness - as someone pointed out!

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

An alternative view on Keir Starmer - different from the daily torrent of bile poured over his head. Worth 2 minutes of your time.

[Ethan W. Anderson @Ethan_is_online]

I've plotted the most expensive McDonald's burger and the least expensive MacBook over time. This analysis projects that the most expensive burger will be more expensive than the cheapest laptop as soon as 2081

[Mike H @mikoh123]

Jon Sooel - You were a remainer when Cameron was PM, you were a brexiteer under Boris, you said it was shameful that Truss was still in the party but voted for her budget & now that the Tories are languishing in the polls you go to the party leading in the polls.
#bbcqt

[Jon Hollis @JonHollis9]

Brigitte Bardot’s death means there are now just three people mentioned in @billyjoel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire who are still alive.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

[High Performance Podcast]

Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list?

Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents

Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate

Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

Important thread from Torsten Bell. Worth a read.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

This will be massive on the Reform news channels today.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Fulham getting Sander Berge to push ticket sales for tomorrow’s Wolves game. Some tickets in Riverside Stand £105 adults; £80 young adults 18-21yo; £80 seniors 65+. Putney Restricted View 18-21yo £52. Players don’t set ticket prices. Club does, so get a board member or exec to flog them, not a player. It's unfair on players.

As well as potentially annoying players, Fulham risk losing more fans’ loyalty and risk diminishing the atmosphere that broadcasters pay billions for. Fulham’s annual gate receipts are roughly £18m compared to £140m+ for broadcast.

How about…have fairer ticket prices, then full house, more noise, more support for Berge and the team, better results, better league finish (£2.7m + a place), more revenue. #FFC

[David Gauke @DavidGauke]

Couldn't agree more.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Dominic Grieve totally owns Faraged

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

Saturday night football. ✨

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

This is the current best book joke

[Colonel Panick @FlackJimmmy]

@Nigel_Farage What does this have to do with the ECHR, you moron?
These are English judges in an English court passing judgement based on English law. This just proves that your ECHR bullshit is a total red herring, you utter fraud.