6 rules i have with my 🌽 addicted girlfriend
1. one 🌽 free day a week
2. no looking at 🌽 when we have sex
3. when she has her 🌽 time she has to tell me after
4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly 🌽 budget, its taken out of next month
5. no hiding the husks
6. one cob at a time
was showing my mum pictures of the homestuck kids and she said none of them were cute but when it got to jade she paused for a long time and said 'oh...'
MOGGER WEEK IS HERE!! Join the first(?) beyond canon ship week from October 5th to 11th!
-> Use #MoggerWeek2026!
-> Choose one of the prompts or combine both!
-> Join for as few or many days as you want!
-> Are you ready to climb the mountain of MOGGER WEEK!??!?! (s~ooo kewl!!!)