deema.__

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

The fact that we have to fight man not to rape children in the 21st century is wild.

[Dindu_Popo🌍 @DinduMichael]

Everyday I see them I'll repost

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I honestly think period cramps get worse as you grow older.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

This is now their 28th Night in the den of terrorists!! 28 Nights! That’s 4 weeks! One Month!!! Ahhh!!!!!!!!!! God!!!!!! No shelter, no change of clothes, poor feeding, no safety, anxiety, molestation and abuse and different forms of emotional torture! God!!!😭😭

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

Day 26, don’t get distracted.

Bring Back Oyo Children and Teachers.

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

overheard a friend wishing his gf "happy burger day", after the call ended i asked him "is it burger day today?" and he goes "no i send her burger every month on her first day of periods so it is OUR BURGER DAY."

just another day couples around me making feel single. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Obas_imagery 📸 @Obas_imagery]

These children haven’t slept in a bed for 27 days.
This is borderline evil.
What exactly is being done right now.

[Uncle Celestine @cyberomin]

We need a 3rd space in public bathrooms called under 10. Parents are allowed to walk with their kids and help them ease themselves.

The dilemma of wondering if you should take your daughter to the ladies or gents as a father is really stressful.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Guys!! It’s cold very outside! I just stepped outside my house to feel it. And if it’s this cold in Lagos, it’s colder in Ibadan and much even colder in the bushes! These children and their teachers are shivering right now! This is their 27th night! God!😭😭

[hannaH 🐦‍⬛✖️✖️ @coughdropsh]

People do not appreciate plants and soil enough.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Above all, do not lose your desire to walk.

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

some days, you go really earn your salary

[Opeyemiiii @Durnsin]

This tweet is so funny to me cus just last night I had a meeting with my boss and when we hopped on, the inverter at the short-let I was in was down so I told him the power was out and he was like oh okay lets make this quick then and he tried to wrap up the meeting in 20 mins.

Anytime my internet fucks up in meetings, he’s always like let’s kill the video and see if things get better and if it doesn’t, he’s just like oh let’s meet another time then or he sends instructions over text.

It’s insane that’s a white man in a first world country is more empathetic to third world struggles than you who has lived it.

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

“Can we jump on a quick call”

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

The rate at which internet data finishes lately is funny.

Mobile networks, please do something.

NCC, intervene.

[Proper Yoruba Babe 💫 @faahedah]

You see that calling of name and shaking professor at graduation ceremony abroad. I want to experience it 😔

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I want to be disgustingly overeducated.