schemes by Todd

Is this a wind-up?

[Vᴅʏᴋ @VdykCFC]

Cheers mate, the nation owes you a drink

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

LIONEL MPASI APPRECIATION TWEET! 🇨🇩💫

THE BEST GOALKEEPER OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP! 🇨🇩💫

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

AFTER REVIEW, NUMBER 10, PARAGUAY, COVERED HIS MOUTH, THE DECISION IS, RED CARD

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

This purple outfit really haunts me, because why did she do all that at her event!

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

happy pride month

[Jasmin 🇨🇴 @Jxparisxo]

Growing up with foreign parents means seeing how disrespectful customer service can be to them cause of their accent until you snatch the phone and speak.

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Pupils dilated jaw clamped shut.. I know what you are

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[vayush @quartzmovement]

#NewProfilePicture

[schemes by Todd @edithescobar_]

Can’t believe we’re still accepting colonial trinkets in big 2026

[CynCity 🩸 @Play_The_Woman]

Cynthia Erivo received her MBE from the Prince of Wales at Windsor Castle this morning🎖️

She’s being honored for her significant achievements and outstanding services to music and drama.

Congrats mama 🙌🏾

[🌪️🌪️ NYASH BUNDACOOT 📦👺🥭 @DamnMyBoyy]

They split the 3pc suit

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

They had GMTV at 8:26 and onboarding new starters at 9:00

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Will never not find shouting at ministers like this funny

[Aunt Leonie @leonielaugh]

being someone who listened to M.I.A. santigold and massive attack when they were 12

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I cannot believe they’re playing in our face like this

[schemes by Todd @edithescobar_]

Bye 😭

[Bob Manager @OfficiaBob]

You saw Rihanna for the first time and all you could say is ‘oh hey’ someone who’s 14 years older than you, you can’t greet her ‘good morning ma’am’.

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

No exit poll. No overnight count. No “big beasts” losing their seats in a community centre at 4am

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus