hannah

there’s kjetamine in the fjords

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

bernie sanders retire bitch

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

just voted for bernie, a lot can change in a year

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

just voted for bernie, a lot can change in a year

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

bernie sanders retire bitch

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

the ok boomer meme is a government plant

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

can’t believe I’m being ghosted by the UPS store in Kalispell, Montana right now. UPS twitter account don’t you DARE reply to this

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

thinking about the girls who fell in love while they competed on the bachelor Vietnam together........hope they’re having a wonderful day

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

open browser, google dot com, “goofus and gallant personality quiz NOT buzzfeed”

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

it’s your constitutional right or whatever to whine about how people shouldn’t have to reckon with things they’ve done/said in the past, just know that what I’m hearing is “there are a lot of slurs in my xbox chat history”

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

Postmates trying to entice me with $5 off subway. please don’t throw garbage at me dot jpg

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

Post-apocalyptic America. Amy Adams is the last person alive. She nominates herself for an Oscar and loses it.

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

bernie sanders retire bitch

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

@KMRitter I GOTchu girl

[Josh @joshgetsit]

Patricia Clarkson watching Amy Adams writing an acceptance speech for The Golden Globe Awards:

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

Hope the version of me living in the alternate universe where Al Gore got to be president is having a good time because I sure as shit am not

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

why didn’t phil of the future warn us about global warming

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

[Me to my cat today after staying up until 2 a.m. to wash the quilt she threw up on] I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

me and the guy in the car next to me making eye contact while I blast wildest dreams to drown out the unhealthy chirping sound my car is making

[KT @trolling4dicta]

more sexual assailants than women of color now sit or have ever sat on the Supreme Court so honestly a big fuck you to this entire country

[hannah @edithpiIaf]

saw a ted cruz yard sign while driving today and I was so offended. zoned out staring at it, almost caused a small collision, got honked at. ted’s fault!