🪴Erica🪴

Adulting is hard. People suck. So I grow plants 🌱

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

@discord September 19th 2017 #discordsweepstakes

[Discord @discord]

i don’t care if u have my phone number just message me on discord like a normal person

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

Does this mean I pass if I’m stressed before my stress test?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond
1. “well, im here”
2. “oh it’s going”
3. “living the dream”
send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

Pro tip. Punching ER staff is not going to make us want to help you, or follow your demands.

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

@recycIeddreams Evenly moist, well draining soil and the higher the humidity the better.

[oops i wet my plants @MadPlantLady]

I may look fine, but I have too many plants and not enough cute pots to go around.

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

When you have a stressful shift at work. @heyrooted spending makes it better. 🪴

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

If someone misspells your name when asking for a favor, do you get to say no?

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

Love that Miracle-Gro sent everything in my order separately.

Can’t wait for the TWELVE boxes to arrive.

RIP FedEx Driver🪦💀

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

Send help. Or vegetarian 🌱

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

🥰👩‍🌾

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

🌱

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

What do you do when you aren’t at work? Apparently grow large produce.

[🪴Erica🪴 @Edm_21_]

The obviously adult thing is to just create a new twitter rather than clean up the old one.