Rooted 🌿

We deliver beautiful, healthy plants to your door. Need help with yours? Email us at [email protected]. Responses by real people, not 🤖

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THEY’RE BAAACK 👑 @rihanna #Rihanna  #RihannaSuperBowl #SuperBowlLVII  #HalftimeShow  #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

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A haunted house for plant ppl:
- greenhouse, no windows

Room 1: hundreds of dehydrated plants w/ a hose that doesn’t work

Room 2: your local plant shop owner telling you you’re banned over and over

Room 3: rare, variegated plant collection—jk, they’re just infested with scale

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our favorite thing about plants is that it feels like plants

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Me to my snake plant

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SenSanders I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

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we don’t always tweet, but when we do, it’s because everything else is down #facebookdown #instagramdisabled #instagramisdown #whatsappdown #moreplanttime

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@sza Dungeon ≠ Plants 🙅🏽‍♀️

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@sza Needs more plants

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Will we ever find one? 😩🌿

Okay, but real talk—who you got on this game? #variegatedmonstera #superbowl2021 #superbowl #superbowlliv #houseplants #indoorjungle

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Side bet on the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON challenge: Whoever guesses the final score has the chance to win $200 worth of plants 🌿💃🏽

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/OZsopwrVKP

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#feelthefern

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We’ve just implemented a new winter packaging solution #feelthebern #Inauguration2021 @BernieSanders

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Just posted a photo @ Collector's Items https://t.co/QowCrBRjYK

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Are you more of a big plant person or a little plant person? 🤔 🌱 🌳 https://t.co/COvMGVBKHM

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There’s really only 2 types of days in quarantine: days my plants are alive and days they just die out of nowhere.

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The second wave is coming. Please wear a mask. #plantfacts #houseplants #plantmemes #covid_19 @ Safety First https://t.co/ZQQ4UvFN4u

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this resource with your friends to get this on their radar! #presidentialelection #election2020

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There’s a lot riding on this election and the very thing that will determine the outcome, your VOTE, is being jeapordized. A LOT of mail-in ballots are being rejected for mistakes such as a missing signature or other minor errors. Some states such as North Carolina require

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ballots be witnessed and signed by a third party. We cannot stress how important it is to double-check, triple-check, and quadruple-check that you’ve met all of your states’ requirements before mailing your ballot in. Inevitably, some will mess up their ballots, so please share

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I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass plant
Make that potting game weak @iamcardib @theestallion 👀