slow danger

Erin • she/her • 30 • moonthusiast

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Bottoms up, and the devil laughs

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Catch me in the park identifying birds and plants

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Turns out the random number that’s been calling me is actually my buildings call box and I ignored the call from the guy delivering my shoes 🫠🫠

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If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

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Didn’t have any coffee today…life is a nightmare

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I am not responsible for the person I become when I wanna dance with somebody comes on

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I have been…how you say….an idiot

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Bed gremlin days are OVER. Couch gremlin days start now.

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Tree guys apparently got into fisticuffs this has turned out to be very exciting

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Neighbor is getting some trees cut down and my dad has stopped by the back door 4 times to judge them cause they didn’t use the company he recommended

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My dads def feeling vindicated this morning cause he thought my nose ring was a booger

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Me making sure my friend made it home safe and watching her miss her exit twice

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Me: my closet is too small
Also me: buys more shoes

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Winston acts like it’s his life’s mission to cover me in cat hair the second I come home

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Any guesses

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It’s embarrassing how easily you can tell the kind of week I’m having based solely on my recently played

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Most of the time I see someone posted a story I leave and watch it later…cause whenever I don’t it just so happens that they posted it 24 seconds ago

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The way I was just reallyyyyy getting into Daisy jones & the six and my loan expired 🥸🥸

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Robins are taken for granted they 100% have the best song

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Finally getting my couch delivered this week, which is great news for the 2 friends I have