Trey Sloan

Clearly a parody account

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

@eds3trey on threads. I think I am done here.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

@bsaitz @russlaraway @BeerlyFootball What does the trophy for $8billion look like and why does the fan base care that Jerry is really rich?

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

Who was the worse TV mom Livia Soprano (Sopranos) or Lady Caroline Collington (Succession)?

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

** I really like Jazz Organ, Jimmy Smith and Joey DeFrancesco are two of my favorite artists so I can live with the curse.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

@wwoz_neworleans This is a true* story. In 2019, I had my fortune read in Jackson Square. The old woman told me "You will briefly think about a man you never met named Charlie B having an orgasm every Friday at 6:30 Central."

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

*The fortune teller isn't real, but the curse is.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

I think 10 year old me would be disappointed to learn that I've never used or even owned a grappling hook.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

The metric system is better, tipping is a stupid way to compensate workers, and no one should have an AR-15 for "self-defense".

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

Connor Bedard should say that he won't be a Blackhawk because they have a track record of sexually abusing prospects and covering it up.

[rob harvilla @harvilla]

i have never once succeeded in actually cleaning my glasses

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

United Airlines - please arrive 2 hours early for your 5:00 AM flight. Also United- we don't open baggage check until 4:30 for your 5:00 flight.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

The curse of the President's trophy is the only real superstition.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

Wincing at the sun burned festers on Day 2 of Jazzfest is an annual tradition too.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

@nolacampanella You had a lot more time to make new friends!!! True in line and with the vendor as you both waited for your payment to process.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

@kbeninato @jazzfest The cashless system limited my similar diet plans.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

@ral1 It's absolutely bizarre to me that movies will use CGI and practical effects for absolutely everything but then insist on using real guns.

[Trey Sloan @eds3trey]

@wwoz_neworleans it's that time!

[Blue Note Records @bluenoterecords]

Don’t need a blue check we’re Blue Note!