Noam Gotaway

Not that into Twitter. May or may not delete tweets with typos

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@SonnieJohnson Because uniparty

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

As a Californian, I’m just noticing there’s a race in SD in which two candidates have names that rhyme. Marketing nightmare

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

I know who I wanna hang out with

[Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon]

Actually, drinking wine with friends and family, sometimes more than you planned, getting messy and maudlin with loved ones, is what makes life worth living and is 10X as valuable as optimized workouts, apex podcasting, and whatever that is that he's selling on his wrist.

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@FoodNetwork Uncomfortable to watch. Everyone looks sweaty and uncomfortable. Shots & edits weird and off putting. These people haven’t earned the right for us to have to listen to them go off about a bunch of contrived conflict that we haven’t bought into yet.

Why mess up a tried & true?

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@RealJamesWoods I’ve been suspicious of him since W Bush was praising him when he first in the senate.

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

No one speaks to the weirdness of people in their 40s obseesed with @Disneyland than @KennedyNation

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@oplivenation be careful. I don’t believe *in California * the homeowner would be legally justified to shoot the guy coming in his front door.

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@libsoftiktok @Sherrod_Small would hit

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

On @TheFive @DanaPerino bemoans the poor TSA employees. I get it, but the reason I left W Bush and any party affiliation was when the less government people created an entirely new government bureaucracy to deal with terrorists on airplanes.

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

Legit

[Sonnie Johnson @SonnieJohnson]

None of the European nations that are mad at us are declaring the strength of their nation and it's ppl will cement their future. Nope... it's China. And THAT'S the problem. They are looking for a sugar daddy, not a thriving economy for their citizens.

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@Matt_Pinner Hold my beer

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I’m thinking a few Intuit casinos would salve everything

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@walterkirn He looked too comfortable, like he was hitting his mark

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@bungarsargon having consumed your book via audio, reading this Substack post I almost hear it in your voice. Especially the part in the middle.

https://t.co/Hn0jjSzF0G

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@OfficialOPLive I have an idea. Have you ever seen the little bug on the Waze app that gives you your realtime speed? We need that on the screen while your officers are in pursuit. It would make it more watchable.

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@NewsNation please remind us at the bottom of the screen who the people are on the screen.

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

@SonnieJohnson ❤️❤️❤️

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@LizzyStarrrdust https://t.co/C3rmwwGJmb

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

I ran out of time trying to think of a toady joke. https://t.co/eXsoGN0l7O

[Noam Gotaway @edscarpage]

I’m late to the party, but.., @SenMarkKelly and @pdoocy on @SundayBriefFNC using the phrase “health care” to refer to HEALTH INSURANCE! I realize most plain folks can’t get the former but for the latter. Someone needs to break the cycle! Govt in the former ruined the latter.