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You shouldn't click links in bios.

[ed @edschotts]

@lLargelFarva thanks for the raid. A total surprise man! Made me smile. Hope you all had fun in there! I was completely blown away

[ed @edschotts]

It was the kind of day that smells like wet dogs burning French toast.

[ed @edschotts]

Unless they were the weapons that really worked well and made year one so fun. #destiny #destinyttk

[Bungie @Bungie]

Cheers to the whole team. https://t.co/98o17J8JT1

[Bungie @Bungie]

Please stand by for official World First confirmation. Consulting Bungie User Research. Hold... Hold...

[Bungie @Bungie]

Everyone is clapping.

[ed @edschotts]

@_BackwoodsBetty got to be some reason. Maybe it can be best explained with pizza.

[ed @edschotts]

@kmnc07 thanks man! Been too long sir!

[ed @edschotts]

@_BackwoodsBetty yes. I saw the trophy in my announcements today. #achievementunlocked

[ed @edschotts]

I carry an extra phone with a camera to take pictures of me
taking pics using the other phone with a camera.

[ed @edschotts]

Dear apartment neighbor,
Flush all you want while I shower, you will never get the smile off my scalded face.
#neverTooHot

[ed @edschotts]

"C'mon everyone, let me see your
f**king green dots signifying online status, man!"
-Ozzy Osbourne, 1976

[جســــار @Jassar_80]

Your mouth is saying "no" but your mustache is saying "I was a high school quarterback in 1982."

[ed @edschotts]

I love the way the sun hits your face and back lights your nostril hair.

[ed @edschotts]

Either the Farrah Fawcett "do" is coming back in or your singles profile pic is from 1981

[ed @edschotts]

I want to buy one of those
just so I can brag/regret (bragret?) buying one of those.

[ed @edschotts]

@Slick_JC most of the PS3 games on the ps4 have upgrade codes for about $10. So you shouldn't have to pay full $

[ed @edschotts]

@xXGunsForShowXx
And Rocksmith... And the blue ray feature on the ps4... And ray man... And minecraft... And Lego games... And...

[ed @edschotts]

@xXGunsForShowXx
I should thank advanced warfare for helping me find my Destiny...and Diablo... And GTAV...

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(847): well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car