edson mountaineggroll

incredibly famous as you can tell by my ratio! they/them!!!! IG: @edsonmountaineggroll

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

put a finger down if a guy posted a video of you giving him head on Tumblr and your mom had to call Tumblr HQ asking them to take it down

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

@26ebrennan omg ur so right

[nick @itdependstbh]

i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

DUNE: PART TWO

[campbell g @rodeoman]

how Logan’s how Kerry
kids see him: sees him:

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

my mom: “please don’t rile up the dogs when we get home”

me as soon as i see the dogs:

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

i wonder if artists brag about their ranking on spotify. like imagine Florence + the Machine being like “ya😌😌 i’m 419th in the world💅🏽💅🏽”

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

Nobody:

Girl from high school on Facebook:

“Date night with this cutie ❤️😘💜”

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

what if someone is still running the new york marathon and had no idea it ended

[Roselía Valentine @roselia_val]

Me if I was in Barbarian

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

i don’t care if reposting birthday instagram stories is cheugy. i’m building an EMPIRE hon

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

[we are at the vet]

sir can you please stop saying the vet is vetting i’m trying to tell you that your cat is dying

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

sparkling water: https://t.co/IiSqHIO4sn

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

listening to shania twain and i am white now pls refer to me as Nathan (but u can call me Nate teehee)

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

catch flights not feelings? ok but they’re both expensive

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

hell’s kitchen is the gay version of kips bay

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

@spennyislennie hey

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

i wonder if Beyoncé had a file called BREAKMYSOUL_v15_FINAL_legitfinal.wav

[edson mountaineggroll @edsoneggroll]

my parents immigrated and worked HARD so i could become an account manager

[Brooklyn Comedy Collective @ComedyBrooklyn]

Some people bloom late… but they what’s drink tea before bed regardless of their bloom date 🫖 🛏 @edsoneggroll @iamdeeluu @carastrash @spennyislennie @AlexWhitKing
🎟 7pm: https://t.co/xrfxAcYYRH